Why Architects Are So Hot
- Because black clothes absorb all the heat
- Because they get roasted several times a week
- Because they overthink nonstop and GPU overheats
- Because pizza slices stack like insulation layers
- Because they think in 3D and it takes a lot of resources
- Because they love warm lighting way too much
- Because climbing scaffolding in boots and a hard hat in the blazing sun = rotisserie mode
- Because the printer corner is basically a Finnish sauna
- Because of all the espresso shots they consume
- Because airflow is blocked by models and samples
- Because red wine warms them up
- Because they are kind of the opposite of cool
- Also the opposite of chill
- Because reflections are always on
- Because over-ear headphones turn their ears into Zaha Hadid inspired ovens
- Because studio chairs don’t breathe
- Because stress raises body temperature
- Because they tan in front of screens like 9 hours a day
- Because they’re basically cooked
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